Twitter: Watching pineapple express with Timmy. Cats really like it when ur home ill. Lotta purring.
Watching pineapple express with Timmy. Cats really like it when ur home ill. Lotta purring.
Archive for May, 2009
Twitter: Whoa! Finally got the MySpace app to work on my Verizon blackberry. I think I luv my phone again.
Whoa! Finally got the MySpace app to work on my Verizon blackberry. I think I luv my phone again.
Cervicalgia is a fancy word for “pain in the neck.”
Apparently when u get in a car accident, ur muscles take a snapshot of the moment of impact.
Then those traumatized muscles show u the snapshot over n over n ahhhhhh!
links for 2009-05-27
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How the hell did you think it gives you wings.
Twitter: At the river. Think safety.
At the river. Think safety.
Twitter: Intelligentsia opening on Abbot Kinney. Billy’s spinning! Free brews!
Intelligentsia opening on Abbot Kinney. Billy’s spinning! Free brews!
Twitter: Its Friday! Time to dress the cats up like unicorns and drink a sixer of smirnoff ice.
Its Friday! Time to dress the cats up like unicorns and drink a sixer of smirnoff ice.
My Bucket List
Got in a little car accident recently… so I decided to make a bucket list. It does not include things like “Run a marathon,” “Finish reading the Bible,” and “Visit every continent.”
1. Get on stage at a Girl Talk show.
2. Hug a lion or tiger.
3. Race in the Gumball 3000.
(Pic somewhat related.)
4. Own a Patron track suit.
5. Own an amphibious RV and drive it to every summer festival.
(Coachella, Lollapalooza, Outside Lands, Austin City Limits, what have you.)
6. Have a Wikipedia entry about me.
God, what a narcissist.
7. Complete my 15-minute Adult Swim pilot.
8. Go to the Superbowl.
This one feels too obvious, but I’m leaving it on here anyway.
(Pic somewhat related.)
9. Learn to whistle.
Yes I’m that lame.
10. Demolish a car with a crowbar or baseball bat.
Last bucket list item gets a vid clip! You see what happens, Larry?
