Remote Control Cats

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Just made it to Irvine. Thinking about moving down here and opening a vitamin and supplement store.

Just signed up for my Major Lazer ticket for DC, June 20! FREEEEE http://ping.fm/eFvm6

And… amping for NINJA tonight in Irvine begins. T.G.I.Carpool.Lanes.

I was in this identical spot for the last earthquake. Cross-legged on the floor to the right of coffee table. I never sit here. Only when there’s an earthquake.

Why are heating pads so ugly. Someone should design a cute one.

The earthquake just topped it off. Today is not my fault. Something hates us. Drag me to hell.