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July 24th is National Tequila Day.

Let’s enjoy some images.

Pics related.

Senor Kitty got tipsy.

Shotz.

This guy CANNOT drive 55 mph.

Shoot to thrill.

Whoa. Double Big Gulp.

That would be Tila Tequila.

Tequila-tubbies! They're so rude and weird voice-y.

Your dad.

Strap on.

I want that kind of tequila.

Yes, please.

I don't puke.

LOL!

I didn't say it. The poster did.

I hate everything… but in the cutest possible manner.

Thank you, icanhascheezburger.

“Obsessed”: A woman is obsessed with the weight of objects. Thinks everything is going to fall and collapse from being too heavy.

Before we had the Spice Girls, there were the Nice Girls. Hope you like… http://ping.fm/xz75k

Damn!! I paid so much more than face value!! Beastie Boys cancel Hollywood Bowl. Get well soon, MCA. http://ping.fm/OZkFF

I tried to touch a rhino and got in BIG trouble.

Hate Time Warner Cable! Been w/o cable for a week! And they have now scheduled a 3RD appt! JUST WANT TO WATCH VH-1.

Traded in the ESPYs for the boozies. Over at Yard House drinking a yard of pinot grigio.

The funniest thing that happened when we were at the ESPYs for all of about an hour… when the first presenter came out and it was a ridiculously hot Victorias Secret model — Marisa Miller. Some guy up in our balcony screamed at the top of his lungs “HOLY SHIT!” Instant classic.

Here is a shitty cellphone pic from my balcony seat at the ESPYs. You can’t even see any tall, muscular people in it.