Remote Control Cats

The GoDaddy CEO killed an elephant AND a leopard? F him, I’m outta there. Where should I move my 24 domains?

Now I’m having some green tea. It’s a gentle, contemplative drink.

I’m in the mood to destroy someone at Boggle.

Oh yes.

Ze new short film that debuted at SXSW starring Die Antwoord and directed by Harmony Korine. Yo-Landi’s a bloody care bear and Ninja’s a one-armed Pokemon.

Wow, there was a guy spinning around in the street with his arms out, feeling the rain. Supermoon fever.

Supermoon is tite.

Oh, St. Patrick’s Day. The day we wait in line and pay a cover at a bar we normally would not set foot in.

They are so nice at Lexus. They gave me a new, higher value discount card, a coffee, and a new Lexie to drive today.