Remote Control Cats

Hannukatz is Blue Man Group for Jewish felines. I more than recommend it. I think it made me love Chicago. And life.

The poster for this thang was going around the internet like catnip and when I took a closer look and saw it was a real thing, in Chicago, the same time I would be visiting… well… WE WENT. Here’s what happened.

Me holding my SIGNED Hannukatz poster. Yes, those are Christmas fingernails.

Allie won the chhhhh! pronunciation contest. But, I was one of the runners up and that’s how I won my signed poster. Yay.

His shirt says "Hannukah Sucks".

Me and the fam about to go in. Excited.

Thanks, Cyriak. Did it again.

Just like me and vodka.

OCCUPY THE LITTERBOX.

My cousin Meghan always makes me the best birthday collages. (Here is last year’s.)

Awesomeness from this strange tumblr of animated gif psychedelicness.

My computer is alive again thanks to a new more bigger stronger hard drive!

So now… more CATS!

Have you guys seen Bert yet? Imposters will be destroyed.

Bonus animated gif: