Twitter: The only thing funnier than eating cereal at 3:30 in the afternoon is dumping it all over your laptop.
The only thing funnier than eating cereal at 3:30 in the afternoon is dumping it all over your laptop.
The only thing funnier than eating cereal at 3:30 in the afternoon is dumping it all over your laptop.
Why is Count Chocula trying to connect with me on LinkedIn? Starting to wonder about my professional network..
i want to eat a plate of french fries.
Total LA move. Drove one block to pilates class this morning because it was drizzling. Also: was wearing a raincoat.
Designing websites and watching Scarface. Gangster shit.
“Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely.” I read that on my ricemilk box this morning.
I want today to last forever.
Just got my free ben-n-jayjays baybay. Free cone day at Ben and Jerry’s.