Filed Under 'Whatever Else'


There are A LOT of roosters in Granny’s kitchen

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It’s major.

Hundreds.

Old Yellers

At the MoMA.

There’s a microphone in a huge room that everyone’s just yelling into.

Everything in this museum is cool.

Video…

The Trump Soho Loves Me and I Love It Back

Chillin’ in the library of the Trump Soho in NY by the fire, waiting for my massage.

That’s how u do it after a redeye flight!

Trump Soho Library

Trump Soho Spa. That's my luxurious robe. And a TV screen inside the mirror.

Today is dedicated to health, beauty, and clarity.

Fix me.

Luke!!

Sitting at my desk dressed as Luke Skywalker… Then 2 Live Crew – Me So Horny came on the office sound system. LUKE SKYYWALKER?!?!!

Ya. I was trying to tell you guys the weather’s been a dick lately.

Now they put it on the news.

They need to move that big wang image right over Venice Beach. Ew. Actually no they don’t.

Man. This weather is making me so emo.

Sad.

A bear doing yoga. Dogs surfing.

A bear doing yoga…
Yoga Bear in Finland Photo Gallery

Dogs surfing…
Surfing dogs in California Photo Gallery