I’m a Stupid Cat! Lucky bastards…

The truth has never been sung so truthfully.

i painted my nails all different colors and it makes it really fun to type. weeeeee. CUTE DORK.

Look at my nails. They are all different pinks and reds. Timmy thought they looked like Skittles and was briefly possessed by Satan.

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High Butt Street Cat! Big Jazzy! Pee Pee Boy!

Shout at to all them beautiful kitties around the world.

Can Boyfriends Inc. please post the lyrics.

Deeply distracted by my new Droid 3. It’s a little big for my paws, but I’m still batting it around and checking it out. Gingerbread!

Codeine Cough Syrup + The Princess Bride

Finally went to the doctor about this cold. She said I would be sick another week and prescribed codeine cough syrup and The Princess Bride.

Twitter: The only thing funnier than eating cereal at 3:30 in the afternoon is dumping it all over your laptop.

The only thing funnier than eating cereal at 3:30 in the afternoon is dumping it all over your laptop.

Twitter: Why is Count Chocula trying to connect with me on LinkedIn? Really starting to wonder about my professional network.. http://ping.fm/wH8f1

Why is Count Chocula trying to connect with me on LinkedIn? Starting to wonder about my professional network..

Twitter: i want to eat a plate of french fries.

i want to eat a plate of french fries.