Twitter: Kilt it tonight with the “Flashdance Dinner Party.” Movie was hot. And kitchen caught fire. Literally.

Kilt it tonight with the “Flashdance Dinner Party.” Movie was hot. And kitchen caught fire. Literally.

Twitter: Watching Flashdance. About to hike in Topanga or Malibu or something. Then dump water on myself dramatically in a chair.

Watching Flashdance. About to hike in Topanga or Malibu or something. Then dump water on myself dramatically in a chair.

Twitter: That scared me and the catties. Quakie quake. 3.4 super close to Venice.

That scared me and the catties. Quakie quake. 3.4 super close to Venice.

Twitter: Home from DC for a half hour now… It’s already time to shower up for Chromeo at Key Club!

Home from DC for a half hour now… It’s already time to shower up for Chromeo at Key Club!

Twitter: Coming home now. Nothing fun to Twitter about anymore. Sitting in a rocking chair at philly airport. Diet coke. Samwich.

Coming home now. Nothing fun to Twitter about anymore. Sitting in a rocking chair at philly airport. Diet coke. Samwich.

Twitter: I am standing right next to Natalie Portman. No One knows its her. And Alicia Keyes just played “No One.”

I am standing right next to Natalie Portman. No One knows its her. And Alicia Keyes just played “No One.”

Twitter: Aah!! Inaugural ball! It looks awesome in here. And so do we. :P

Aah!! Inaugural ball! It looks awesome in here. And so do we. :P

Twitter: Just got in someone’s mini van with a hand-written sign: courtesy driver. Warmer! People are good.

Just got in someone’s mini van with a hand-written sign: courtesy driver. Warmer! People are good.