July 24th is National Tequila Day.

July 24th is National Tequila Day.

Let’s enjoy some images.

Pics related.

Senor Kitty got tipsy.

Senor Kitty got tipsy.

Shotz.

Shotz.

This guy CANNOT drive 55 mph.

This guy CANNOT drive 55 mph.

Shoot to thrill.

Shoot to thrill.

Whoa. Double Big Gulp.

Whoa. Double Big Gulp.

That would be Tila Tequila

That would be Tila Tequila.

Tequila-tubbies! They're so rude and weird voice-y.

Tequila-tubbies! They're so rude and weird voice-y.

Your dad.

Your dad.

Strap on.

Strap on.

I want that kind of tequila.

I want that kind of tequila.

Yes, please.

Yes, please.

Have you hugged your toilet today

I don't puke.

LOL!

LOL!

Helping women lower their standards

I didn't say it. The poster did.

My Bucket List

Got in a little car accident recently… so I decided to make a bucket list. It does not include things like “Run a marathon,” “Finish reading the Bible,” and “Visit every continent.”

1. Get on stage at a Girl Talk show.

Girl Talk Show

 

2. Hug a lion or tiger.

Lion Hug

 

3. Race in the Gumball 3000.

(Pic somewhat related.)

Gumball 3000 Promo

 

4. Own a Patron track suit.

Patron Suit

 

5. Own an amphibious RV and drive it to every summer festival.

(Coachella, Lollapalooza, Outside Lands, Austin City Limits, what have you.)

Terrawind Amphibious RV

 

6. Have a Wikipedia entry about me.

God, what a narcissist.

Wikipedia

 

7. Complete my 15-minute Adult Swim pilot.

Adult Swim TV

 

8. Go to the Superbowl.

This one feels too obvious, but I’m leaving it on here anyway.

(Pic somewhat related.)

Occasionally smokes a bowl

 

9. Learn to whistle.

Yes I’m that lame.

Whistle

 

10. Demolish a car with a crowbar or baseball bat.

Last bucket list item gets a vid clip! You see what happens, Larry?

Twitter: It turned out there *WAS* still some Patron in the bottle. Now there’s not. Sirsty.

It turned out there *WAS* still some Patron in the bottle. Now there’s not. Sirsty.