Remote Control Cats

July 24th is National Tequila Day.

Let’s enjoy some images.

Pics related.

Senor Kitty got tipsy.

Shotz.

This guy CANNOT drive 55 mph.

Shoot to thrill.

Whoa. Double Big Gulp.

That would be Tila Tequila.

Tequila-tubbies! They're so rude and weird voice-y.

Your dad.

Strap on.

I want that kind of tequila.

Yes, please.

I don't puke.

LOL!

I didn't say it. The poster did.

Got in a little car accident recently… so I decided to make a bucket list. It does not include things like “Run a marathon,” “Finish reading the Bible,” and “Visit every continent.”

1. Get on stage at a Girl Talk show.

2. Hug a lion or tiger.

3. Race in the Gumball 3000.

(Pic somewhat related.)

4. Own a Patron track suit.

5. Own an amphibious RV and drive it to every summer festival.

(Coachella, Lollapalooza, Outside Lands, Austin City Limits, what have you.)

6. Have a Wikipedia entry about me.

God, what a narcissist.

7. Complete my 15-minute Adult Swim pilot.

8. Go to the Superbowl.

This one feels too obvious, but I’m leaving it on here anyway.

(Pic somewhat related.)

9. Learn to whistle.

Yes I’m that lame.

 

10. Demolish a car with a crowbar or baseball bat.

Last bucket list item gets a vid clip! You see what happens, Larry?

It turned out there *WAS* still some Patron in the bottle. Now there’s not. Sirsty.