Twitter: Just saw my first ever butt implants. Independence day!
Just saw my first ever butt implants. Independence day!
Twitter: The only thing funnier than eating cereal at 3:30 in the afternoon is dumping it all over your laptop.
The only thing funnier than eating cereal at 3:30 in the afternoon is dumping it all over your laptop.
Twitter: Why is Count Chocula trying to connect with me on LinkedIn? Really starting to wonder about my professional network.. http://ping.fm/wH8f1
Why is Count Chocula trying to connect with me on LinkedIn? Starting to wonder about my professional network..
Twitter: i want to eat a plate of french fries.
i want to eat a plate of french fries.
Twitter: Total LA move. Drove one block to pilates class this morning because it was drizzling. Also: was wearing a raincoat.
Total LA move. Drove one block to pilates class this morning because it was drizzling. Also: was wearing a raincoat.
Twitter: Designing websites and watching Scarface. Gangster shit.
Designing websites and watching Scarface. Gangster shit.
Twitter: “Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely.” I read that on my ricemilk box this morning.
“Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely.” I read that on my ricemilk box this morning.
Twitter: I want today to last forever.
I want today to last forever.
